65. John Mayer

There are some things that will remain a mystery to us.  We wonder aloud if man really walked on the moon, whether there is really extra terrestrial life and why anyone finds John Mayer appealing.  If anyone has any information on the latter please let us because we find that one the most baffling.  Perhaps we shouldn’t though, as musicians always have a way of attracting disproportionally hot women so when a decent looking guy like Mayer sings  a creepy little diddy about exploring women’s parts (which is how he apparently introduces it concert) it is possible to see how he gets away with it.  If you don’t think this song is five shades of wrong print out the lyrics and have one of your drunken uncles sing it and watch the creep factor come rushing in.  Amazingly, this crap won a Grammy Award and Mayer has been fooling women ever since.