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2023 Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame - Round 1

Michael "Squints" Palledorous

TV Show/Movie Appeared: The Sandlot (1993)
Actor/Actress: Chauncey Leopardi
Position Portrayed: Infield
Played For:: The Sandlot
Why you should vote:: The Lifeguard…that is all we got.
Why you should not vote:: If anyone gets in, it should be Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez.
We did not put him on the ballot for his play on the Sandlot. We probably did not put him on the ballot for his smart ass comments. No, he is on this ballot because of the way he faked drowning so that he could kiss the hot lifeguard. Well done, Squints, Well done!