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2023 Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame - Round 1

Harkin Banks

TV Show/Movie Appeared: Hot Dog…The Movie (1984)
Actor/Actress: Patrick Houser
Played For:: Himself….no America!
Why you should vote:: Two words: Shannon Tweed
Why you should not vote:: His acting is amongst the worst on this ballot.
Hot Dog, The Movie was one 80’s cliché after another, and as such became a perfect snapshot of the era; for better or worse. Our hero is a young unproven American freestyle skier named Harkin Banks, who was played by a man named Patrick Houser who had the acting skills of a mason jar. That didn’t matter as he banged Shannon Tweed and taught the evil German a lesson at the end; which was all you really needed to have happen to send people home happy.